Jesus Will Return from Space
Yes, that is what I said, and I will say it again. JESUS WILL RETURN FROM SPACE. Does this sound ludicrous? Do you think I am smoking (all temperature) Cheer? I assure you none of this is coming from me, but from the Bible. Most of us with cable TV, will agree anything coming to Earth from space is certainly alien. Jesus said many times to the Pharisees, “I am not of this world” and “My Kingdom is not of this world”.
There you have it. Testimony from Jesus Himself, Earth is not His true point of origin. And it gets better. There is a chapter and verse in the Bible which states Jesus will return from Space.
Now when He had spoken these things, while they watched, He was taken up, and a cloud received Him out of their sight. And while they looked steadfastly toward heaven as He went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel, who also said, “Men of Galilee, why do you stand gazing up into heaven? This same Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will so come in like manner as you saw Him go into heaven.
Did you hear that! The Word clearly states a Space based return. Wherever Jesus was going according to Acts 1:9-11, was not of the Earth and He in fact, has left the Earth. I do not know exactly where He went because I can’t Google map that! When He returns, it is going to look like an alien invasion, and this is exactly what it will be . . . but a good one!
The Hollywood propaganda machine has brainwashed us all to fear anything from Space. How come Hollywood can’t make a movie about aliens landing and opening up a health clinic? Even former President Reagan addressed the world (including the United Nations) regarding “extra-terrestrial aliens”, not once but five times! Try bringing “aliens are real” up at the water cooler and see how long you stay employed.
30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
Notice it said, “power and great glory”? To get an idea of when a Kingdom wants to display great power and glory take a gander at this:
So if this a great power and glory for the world’s largest army, imagine what the army of Christ will look like! What if for every soldier China has, there are one thousand Angels to match up. Remember ONE Angel killed 85,000 Assyrian soldiers in their sleep! I have always imagined Jesus returning with the sky filled up with ships in every direction blotting out the sun light. And the Angels are singing, “Mama Said Knock You Out” and Jesus is the MC.
Finally, let’s look at another verse which instructs us to keep our eyes on the Heavens or Space.
So when all these things begin to happen, stand and look up,
for your salvation is near!
Clearly, the direction we should be looking us up toward Space because this is where all of the action is going to be. Please remember Jesus physically left the Earth into Space and he will physically return, the way He left. He was a living humanoid man when He left. I would also like to add, according to Spiritual time, it has not even been 2 weeks since His resurrection! When He returns, He is coming to save His people, chew bubble gum and (remove all of the Satanic Kingdoms) kick ass. And He is all out of bubble gum.